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The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin

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The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the GinDESCRIPTION : The very possibly hopefully billion copy selling parody of the million copy bestseller, The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse for our times and for parents everywhere 'It's alright,' said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't. 'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.' Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five year old is better at maths than you.

The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin
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Jennifer Gugala
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great ball!
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
The dog loves chasing it! Walks around sqeeking it all the time. And bonus, I can see it in the middle of the floor when I get up in the middle of the night so I won't unknowing step on it.
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Fearless
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Lil boy's favorite ball
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
The squeak gets my little boy every time. The glow factor is under par. I mainly get it because he also enjoys the brighter colors. All of the others be trying to get his ball. Good product just wish it would glow better because our park times are right around sunset.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026
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S. Ridgel
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Chuck it!
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
My Golden Doodle absolutely loves this ball. His new favorite!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
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Debbie
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
The glow doesn’t last long, not super bright.
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
I charge my glow in the dark balls with a black light flashlight, this one was not very bright, and it did not hold the charge very long. Also, with it being green, it was hard for my dog to find in the grass.
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Hiker-A-Rama
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Squeaks and glows
Style: Recharges, Size: Medium
Squeaks. Glows, and labs love them.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2026

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